Radio Capricorn

by Black Camaro

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about

In June '09, the band was asked to play an all ages birthday show at The Gypsy Den on First Friday July 3rd. As a special treat for the young crowd unable to catch BC in their normal 21+ environment, the band recorded a new type of promo album to give away to 200 people. The 25 track CD is designed to sound like a radio show that plays Black Camaro’s catalog all day long. With several hosted shows and guest appearances, as well as comical commercials for phony drug stores and 12 of the bands songs, the promo album quickly received praise from as far north as Oregon. On July 13th ’09, KPSU college radio in Portland played the entire album from beginning to end, only stopping to remind listeners that they were in fact not tuned in to KDIG, which are the call letters to the station on the album. The album also appears on the "top ten of 2009" lists in three states.

credits

released July 3, 2009

All songs appear on previous releases except "The Trouble With Pain"
This is not a "best of" album, this is a fake radio show that actually happened, a real album that was never made, a whole inside of a half inside of a quarter inside of an eighth inside of a sixteenth inside of a thirty-second, and split into twenty five equal parts.

Cast:
David Rosen: YoYo dieter
Timothy Styles: Jill / Roger Also / Michael McDonald bumper
Melysa Espino Norris: Chi Chi / Latina Supremo / various bumper voices
Alan Norris: Don / various bumper voices
Trinity Edmundson: 335-6797
Giorgio Castaldo: various bumper voices
Scott Trujillo: Chop Top Javier
Rick Miller: Chauncey the Snail Boy - various bumper voices
Brian Garth: Lenny Fantazi / Roger Sperry / Sal's Drugs / 335-6797 / Ron Laimstile / various bumper voices
Thomas Miller: Benny Brazil / Santiago / various bumper voices
Jimi "Fuzz" Berg: The Skipper / Felix

album produced by Black Camaro
tracked and mixed by Brian Garth
album art by Tom Miller

tags

tags: rock Las Vegas

license

all rights reserved
Track Name: Waste My Ears
My Lungs deceived me
And you lost the meaning of, Love
The colonel's breathing
When they mumbled the words of, Love

I can't see nothing
With my glasses on
Calypso said something
So long so long so long
A little bedroom

I can see the feeling's mutual
And there's no way I'd ride that bull
Don't waste my ears
Track Name: The Trouble With Pain
Where do we go from here?
My legs are getting tired
Tired of burning, oh
Burning my feet in the fire

The trouble with pain
Is that we got to do it all again
Track Name: A Million Ways (To Kill a Man)
A million ways to kill a man
you don't even have to use your hands
Hit em where it hurts
And he'll be face down in the dirt
A Million Ways to kill a man

Take my arms or take my legs
That don't mean that I'll be dead
Told you from the start
You'd better aim straight in to the heart
A million ways to kill a man

She was so frail
had bones like a daffodil
she has a soft shell
Her legs are shaking, ah ah ah
And if it don't feel right
Then it has to be wrong
His eyes so frightening
Girl I knew it all along
There's a million ways to kill a man
Track Name: Miniature Panthers
Miniature panthers
Pantomime dancers
slipping off, off of the ceiling
Don't forget to hide all of the children

silhouette transfers
ultra-violent panthers
50 claws are peeling
each and every muscle that you're feeling
filling up with adrenaline
don't be messing with a violent feline
Miniature panthers
look into his eyes for all the answers

keeping secrets in a softer way
sleep the night and dance the day
dancer, dancer
to and fro with 8 to go
broken back with shattered toes
dancer, dancer, dancer

miniature panthers
pantomime dancers
slipping through the ceiling
don't forget to hide all of the children
Track Name: Calypso
He follows currents and winds
Over to China, South Carolina
Monaco, Mexico, Kokomo
Coked in Columbia
Bowled in Bolivia

You think you would like to
But never find time to
gettin' round to gettin' out of your
home town

Cincinnati
South Miami
Mississippi

Motorcycle took it from Spain
Over to Florida
Straight up to Maine
Lebanon, Vietnam
Flew into Guam
He was black in Nigeria
White in Siberia

And I want you alive
Alive and walking with no compass in your hand
Just stroll around the world for a while

You think you would like to
But never find time to
Gettin' round to gettin' out of your home town


Cincinnati
South Miami
Mississippi
Tallahassee
South Dakota
Minnesota
Venezuela
Central Asia
Track Name: Put That Bottle Down
Why don't you put that bottle down
And turn your frown right upside down

A group of people
gathered round the small hole in the ground
where lies the result of adventure and curiosity
For this was not a journey of flight or how high
but the tale of an impatient boy who fell from the sky

No coming home
now you're alone
A little calm
The last we spoke
You told a joke
We had a time
Track Name: Gonna Die Tonight
I'm gonna die tonight
I can feel it down my spine
And all the words I never said just drift away
I'm gonna die tonight
I just hope that I'll be smiling
And we'll have to break our plans we made for tuesday
I'm sure that when I'm gone you can hear this song still
I'm sure we can meet again no it wont be long
I'm gonna die tonight
I'm gonna walk toward the light
And I hope they clap and call me back for more
I'm gonna die tonight
I'm gonna make it all alright
I've been rich, I've been bad, and I've been poor
Thanx for all you gave me after all you saved me
Good bye to the bluest sky over you my baby
Track Name: Wait Until Dark
Feel my face, that is my only wish
Make me a man if you can
I meant to try and forget your face
Somehow I only forgot your name
Can we trade places for just tonight
Don't get mad if I just lose my mind
chances are you'd lose yours too
I never tried this stuff before
I can't see what your looking for
Track Name: Where The Glider Flies
DEMONSTRATE
THE PROPER WAY TO SAY HELLO TO YOU
I ALWAYS THOUGHT A SIMPLE SMILE WOULD DO
DON'T BE LATE
THERE'S SO MANY THINGS WE GOTTA SEE AND DO
TOMORROW I'LL BE OLD AND SO WILL YOU

CAN'T IT WAIT?
I'VE ALREADY BEEN HERE AN HOUR
BUT IT FEELS LIKE TWO

WE CAN DEMONSTRATE
TAKE AN ELEVATOR LEVITATE, ELEVATE
AIN'T IT GREAT TO BE ABOVE THE SKY
WHERE THE HANG GLIDER FLIES?
THEN THE GLIDER DIES

AND IF WE'RE PEOPLE
BROKEN UP SEASHELLS

WHAT IF THE CAT WAKES
HE'LL LICK THE FISH TANK

I LIKE YOUR SMILE
JUST LIKE A CHILD'S

YOU BLOW UP MISSILES
I BLOW OUT WHISTLES
Track Name: The Drop
Down, Down, Down, Glider...
Hang for just a while
Longer please
Smile, your cloud is here
soon it will all disappear...

I will never die
You have already
I feel I'm very much alive
That's just the memories

Did we make it to the sun?
There never was one
Did we make it through the clouds?
Or did we fall onto the ground?
I can hardly feel my feet
(my face, my legs, my lips, my ankle)
Wax is dripping to my ankle
My body fell into the sea
(the foam, the salt, the shark, the turtle)
Now I'm swimming with the turtle
I slowly sunk south into the abyss
I'm pissed, I'm sore, I'm glowing
The water seeped all the way to my lungs
I gasped I flapped I paddled
Through the sand into the land
the dirt was slipping through my hands
And man I swam in lava
I was laughing, I was loving it.
Track Name: Volcano
Volcano, woah!
Take my back and my forward
For all I know
It was there then it ain't

Volcano, woah!
Send the people a packin'
Where will they go?
To the ends of the Earth

There they'll make a home

Volcano, woah
In front of the Mirage
Does it still blow?
You know, I don't know.

Volcano, woah
Left my love in the lava
It's hard as stone
It'll always be alive

There they'll make a home

It'll always, It'll always
It'll always be alive
When you shoot the shit and run your lip
You thought the year was 1666
Prehistoric mysteries
Mythological histories

There they'll make a home
Track Name: The Dawn's Early Light
I used to put my fingers to the sky
And point to all the least important stars
There was a star that looked like you and I
And that's the one that caught my wandering eye

All night
It barely lit the sky
but a million miles away
It's burning bright

You've never seen a star like this, mama
because it's lost behind Andromeda
Just off the northern tip of Capricorn
Our time is lost here comes the golden morn

All night
It barely lit the sky
but a million miles away
It's burning bright

We spent our moments way too foolishly
And lost the star that kept us company
Pushing passion to another night
We were ambused by the early light

This dancing daylight keep us going on
The sky is whistling a happy song
And we lost our favorite star but it's cool
and we will look again tomorrow
and we will ...
and we shall ...
and we will ....
Oh when the sun comes blastin' in