Hey, I'm goin' to the store you fools want something?
Yea, get me a large drink
What flavor you want?
Banana Muffin
And Get me a box of stuffing the kind you put in the microwave oven
Nah, I think I'm goin' to Domino's cause if it ain't there in 30 or less you get it for nothing
Yo I'll go with you I got my fake I.D.
what's it say
my middle name's Mohummad Ablique Jackson Nicholas
Man that's ridiculous
I like my hamburgers pickle-less, Heavy on the mayo
Hey that's just like Scott Baio "CHACHE"

I think I'll go to the bar they have food there
And the nice waitress with red hair
Body like a pair
Yo I ain't goin' there I'm on house arrest
And I forgot my vest
But you're gonna miss the redheads chest
she's got nice breasts
"YES"
I got a bike with one pedal
is it steady?
Is it metal?
No it's hansell and gretal
"HANSELL AND GRETAL?"
Rumplestiltzkin was a way better villain
What? that witch was gonna eat those children
"HA HA HA HA HA"
Let's just go to the movies I can get a bucket of popcorn
AND JUJU BEES?
yea, we can even get some candy-corns
Like the ones on your moms feet?
No, like the ones that caused your dads cavity
Your mom's got calves that defy the laws of gravity
That's not funny
Your girlfriends missing skin she has to be
Nah, that's just her elasticity