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Will Santa Clause Colonize the Planet Mars?

from Christmas, Carol by Black Camaro



With all the humans on this planet we’re still lonely
but we’re only fooled
by our own retooling
of the universe, traversed by…

Autonomated solar powered space ships
with pursed and puckered lips,
we hand out praise like consolation gifts
without consideration for the merit of its recipients

Straight through the atmosphere you’ll leave it all behind
Where written laws are lies
and kitten claws are knives
and lives are avatars in online fights

Will all this ritualistic celebration come along?
the pageant at the Winter Ball
and what will they do with all those
xmas songs?

I don’t want to give the wrong impression
but you mind if I ask just one more question

Will Santa Clause colonize the planet Mars?
or will he keep his promise to this land of ours?
Will Santa Clause colonize the planet Mars?
Or will he get lost among the stars?

All the children on the voyage they are wondering
if they’ll still get toys if they’re good girls and boys
or do we fill their stockings
with the coal for fuels from fossils

up and down goes the ticker tape and we speculatin’ of an economic situational
comedy accommodation from your mom and me
takin’ meetings without reason
'tis the greetings of the season

Ebeneezer sneezin on the Ghost of Christmas Past
He’s lifting off for the Northern Lights
and drifting past the reindeer flights
but it’s alright


from Christmas, Carol, released December 25, 2021


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